Why do celebs like to put their foot in their mouths and show us their vaginas?

I wonder sometimes, I really do. We all say the wrong thing at the wrong time occasionally. But I've never gone on a racist tirade like Mel Gibson or Michael Richards or accidentally flashed my vagina to people (nonetheless a camera), more than once, like Lindsay Lohan.

We all hear daily stories of famous people's boobs slipping out of dresses and famous people saying offensive or stupid things. Danny DeVito, for instance, recently made a drunken fool of himself on The View. I wouldn't so much as go to work or a family dinner wasted... so I doubt I'd ever go on national television.

Jessica Simpson has had more than a handful of near nipple slips and of course her odd confusion of tuna and chicken was great fodder for the late-night comedians.

Yes, movie stars and Paris Hilton have paparazzi constantly taking pictures of them and trying to catch them on a bad hair day or whatever, but shouldn't that just make them the least likely to insult African Americans and Jews and not wear so much as a thong under their slutty skirts and dresses? Maybe sometimes they are careless because it actually is good PR to show your vagina to people. Even if your vagina is ugly. But obviously, Richards' career is over and Gibson's is now rocky because of his stint. So that can't always be the case.

So, I have a simple request. Lindsay Lohan and company -- please stop shoving your feet in your mouths and your vaginas in our face! Thanks, hugs and kisses!