Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Some Month-old New Year's Resolutions I Wrote to Myself and Forgot to Share Here

Discover shocking, new truths every day (via other means than the Drudge Report, of course)

Eat sushi more than Wendy's


mmmmmm

Watch an old movie for every new movie

Write wrongs

Don't NOT talk to strangers

Remind yourself daily where you come from (the water/Evil America) and how that affects you



Sing in the shower (but don't dance, or you might slip and fall)

Know thyself and thy tolerance for alcohol

Love all (and I mean every living creature...including bin Laden and George Bush and Bill O'Reilly)



Worry about wasting time more than money

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

cant i l just love keith olberman in place of bill o'reily at least?